Monday, March 14, 2011

There's a teenager in the house!

Here are the greetings Jonathan left on his door this morning:




"Please check in at the front office, then LET ME SLEEP." "Leave any ice cream, pie, or burnt offerings outside this room. (Keyword: LEAVE)" "If you want to talk, talk to the phone operator or the scissors 24/7 support...DOWNSTAIRS!" "For NO reason will you bug me!" "Do NOT disturb!" "I'm STILL sleeping!" "Do NOT wake me up!" "Go Jimmer somebody else." "Do NOT let me hear you!" "Warning: There is a dragon beyond this door. Do NOT make it eat you." "Don't spoil my Monday!" "I am NOT a donut. I am NOT worth the risk!" "Happy Pi Day! Now go away..." "If you're looking for a girlfriend, I'm TAKEN! So go away."

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